Name: Steve Bernard Cohen

When I grow up: Buy a cool dog

Steve Cohen was born on the mean streets of  Camden, NJ.  He learned at an early age the value of a compulsory education, and was soon making a name for himself in local grammar schools.  Fast-forward to 2005: Steve is the talk of the town.  Already a local-favorite, he decides to enlist in a local performance group so that he may showcase his talent to his ever-growing fan base.  The N crowd is that forum.

Steve Quotes: "If we were to hang out, i would probably just wind up spending all of your money, and leaving you with a nasty little flu.  so, maybe another time?  yeah?"
Fun Steve Facts

~ Steve speaks over twelve languages, none of them real.
~ Steve has no sense of smell (and therefore an underdeveloped sense of taste).
~ Steve, while gentle in nature, can become hostile upon sensing a threat to his cubs.